So uhhh; any 666ers looking to sell their horse?

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  • 13thstepper posted 1 year ago
    on the real though, any girl who has done the wobbly dryer and/or the wobbly dryer is instantly on my "will date" list. unless they weigh more than me. reply
    • 13thstepper posted 1 year ago
      err...and/or the pretty pony. FUCK i hate screwing up comments. FUCK YOU stupid brain!!! +3 reply
      • gspotjax posted 1 year ago
        You don't have a stupid brain, you had a brain fart, let it rip and you'll be right. :) +1 reply
    • PhillyDarko posted 1 year ago
      Yeah, but I prefer any woman who can do the "Sylvia Plath" and live to tell about it :^) reply
  • PhillyDarko posted 1 year ago
    I don't recommend the "Ball pit at Chuck-E-Cheese"... I got ring worm :^| +3 reply
    • 13thstepper posted 1 year ago
      the average ball pit at a mcdonalds has 3 diapers, 7 syringes and countless bandaids. you can't get in Chuck E Cheeses without a kid in tow so theirs probably just have diapers and bloody condoms -1 reply
  • PhillyDarko posted 1 year ago
    "Plath took her own life on the morning of February 11, 1963. Leaving out bread and milk, she completely sealed the rooms between herself and her sleeping children with "wet towels and cloths."[10] Plath then placed her head in the oven while the gas was turned on." -Wiki +1 reply
  • bluejuicefairy posted 1 year ago
    Wobbly dryer!? No wonder the spinning washer never worked *runs off to laundry room* +1 reply
  • Mendoza5 posted 1 year ago
    done that, done that, done that, done that, except it was a mcdonalds and not a chukecheeses, still registered as a Pedofile, thank god for those corrupt Mexican judges or else id still be getting it hard by BUTCH -1 reply
  • byob posted 1 year ago
    the left handed stranger does not work for me as that's the usual.I'm a south paw.and I prefer the Abe Lincoln in the shower. reply
  • mssambora666 posted 1 year ago
    sorry the ball pit at chuckecheese is only allowed to be done by pedofiles its exclusive +2 reply
  • j18speed posted 1 year ago
    If you put a rubber ball in your armpit while you jerk off it will put your arm to sleep and feel like someone else is jerking you off. Likewise, if you put a rubber band around the base of your dick and jerk off it will put your dick to sleep and it will feel like you're jerking someone else off. +3 reply
  • ClaudeBalls posted 1 year ago
    Gee j18, you are a wealth of knowledge! I admire you so much! Er...uh...wait a minute here...how do you know this stuff anyway...? Hmmm.....? reply
  • Lady Q posted 1 year ago
    Thats how i got banned from chuck-e-cheeses...... i tried smuggling the balls back out with me reply
  • wowimbig posted 1 year ago
    What about the Emeril org"BAM"sm or Rachel Ray's kitchen pussy play, under $40 reply
  • demodicky posted 1 year ago
    Nothing says lovin like jacking off to a Bea Arthur marathon reply
  • Tilbo posted 1 year ago
    If Willing To Fuck Fruit Make Sure You Fork Some Holes In It Before Placing It In The Microwave, Or The Inside Will Boil To 280oF In About 4 Seconds. Some Guy Made The Mistake Of Checking Te Warmth Wit His Johnson. (Johnson?) reply
  • gunspunk posted 6 months ago
    what about the webcam and "Oh I am gonna be sooo famous" posititions? reply

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